"The Writters Block Prevention Hotline?"?

Hello, you have reached "The Writters Block Prevention Hotline"


{Hola, has alcanzado “el teléfono directo de la prevención del bloque de Writters” }


To hear this in English, please press 1 now


{Para oír esto en español, ahora presionar por favor 2 }





If you are seeking new ideas,


press 3 please


If you are pleading from the floor


(please don't do that anymore)





If a noose is 'round your neck


Please press 4 now!


If cussin's more than "What the Heck!'


Please, get a grip! calm down!





*A poet will be with you shortly, I swear


All calls are taken in the order they got here


Please hold for just a moment (well, maybe a few)


Our poets are with agents first, then they'll get to you*





*If this is an emergency


hang up and call a library!*


If you need to hear these options again


(followed by the pound sign, please press.....

"The Writters Block Prevention Hotline?"?
Hilarious.





Which number do you push, if to paraphrase Bukowski, you are like Plath with your head in an oven cooking like a baked potato. I'm guessing 4.





Nice read Shad.
Reply:dont forget press 6 for a babysitter
Reply:Very entertaining! What writer hasn't faced writer's block? Sooner or later it hits everyone. Thanks for sharing. *smiles*
Reply:Interesting,


I have never heard of writers block hotline


this is cute.


I heard of writer's block.


The option of a noose coming was cute


Also the emergency hang up and call the library.
Reply:hablando


hablando sin acciones


solo baboseando


?por que la vida contiene solo


bla bla bla bla bla bla?


mucho no signafica nada


pero bla bla bla bla.


no hay nada en el cielo


no hay el cielo en nada.


?Y como son


las chicas quienes estan hablando


de cosas locas?


?Y como son los muchachos


en sus sueños de


las palomas?


digame una palabera tan


chistoso como amor.


digame la cuenta de algo


que no es


de


egoismo
Reply:LOL!! I do like your style of writing!
Reply:ROFL. This was too funny. I had to star it and e-mail it to some fellow poets.
Reply:Shad, I have to give it to you...this one rocks! Forget any critique on this one, it works just fine as it is and I wouldn't dare suggest any changes.





Very, very well done!
Reply:I'm glad I had an opportunity to read this. After a rough week at work and a rougher one ahead, you made this morning a great one. Thanks!
Reply:FANTABULOS!!!!!!!
Reply:nice poem...
Reply:Awsome! i laugh inside!
Reply:unusual and funny still laugh when i think about it